1. basedpidgeot:

    stop enforcing the idea that u need 2 be in a relationship 2 be happy sometimes u just need more cereal

  2. chinesekleptocracy:

    Don’t want nudes leaked? Don’t take nudes. Don’t want to be robbed? Stop owning things. Wanna avoid being killed? Buddy, quit living already!

  3. jobhaver:

    you: that is a nice ass shirt

    me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”

  4. humoristics:

    A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

  5. Ok but look at how cute my outfit is.

    Ok but look at how cute my outfit is.

  6. themethfairy:

I FOUND A SECRET SHARING WEBSITE AND THIS IS THE BEST ONE

    themethfairy:

    I FOUND A SECRET SHARING WEBSITE AND THIS IS THE BEST ONE