stop enforcing the idea that u need 2 be in a relationship 2 be happy sometimes u just need more cereal
Don’t want nudes leaked? Don’t take nudes. Don’t want to be robbed? Stop owning things. Wanna avoid being killed? Buddy, quit living already!
you: that is a nice ass shirt
me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”
A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.
Ok but look at how cute my outfit is.